Monday, March 15, 2010

New Girl Squared

So, last week, you may recall, we had a new girl start in our office.  Well, I found out that I am moving into a new office and another new girl is going to be working in my old position.  Since neither has been trained on vital systems, I am training both of them, while trying to accomplish everything on my to-do list.  YIKES! 
The words are not exactly free flowing to explain how I feel about training 2 people, while doing my usual tasks and the tasks of the new office that I am going to be working in. 
Well, I'm sure that there is a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, but in the meantime, I seem to be stepping in skittle infested potholes.  It's hard to imagine how one person can do this much and not get the white coat slapped on them. 
On a positive note, New Girl #2 is really good.  She asks good questions and wants to learn, as opposed to one girl that was hired who is trying to become the 10th caller on the local country station while working.  Seriously?  Who does that?
I'm just hoping that my boss doesn't have a nervous breakdown having to be in the office with 2 brand new people and no one with experience to rely on.  Although there is something to be said for people who give the department a fresh look.  This should go over like a Screen Door on a Submarine

On another note, I'm watching Along Came Polly (If I've already blogged about this, humor me) and the following line was uttered "I sharted dude".  It never occurred to me to put together the acts of passing gas and defecating into a term that is coinable.  This isn't even an SNL bit.

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