Dynamo

Ok, this is my product review of Dynamo, which is about as available as typhoid fever in these parts.  Why is it that whenever there is a decent product on the market, they take it off as soon as I get hooked. 

To be fair, I've been using Dynamo ever since I moved out of my parents house, back in the mid 90s.  It's in a green jug and smells good.  Not one of those gross overpowering smells.  It's perfect.  So, throughout the years, I've found it harder and harder to find Dynamo.  It was at BJ's, then they took it away.  I don't even remember where I got it after that.  Eckerd carried it for awhile, then they dropped it.  KMart was the last to carry it, and now they have dropped it.  I'm begging for someone to tell me where I can buy some Dynamo.

The best part about Dynamo was that it was very inexpensive.  As I went up and down the aisle, Dynamo was always the most affordable, other than the store brands.  They never advertised on television and there were rarely ads in the newspaper selling it.  I'm pretty sure that's why none of the stores carry it anymore.  One thing I've noticed about laundry detergent is that it's a very personal decision.  You decide on a brand and then you're hooked.  In a way, that brand identifies you and vice versa.  Now, here I am.  I have 2 jugs left and I'm about ready to have to go through a big decision.  My laundry detergent is divorcing me and I've got to put myself back out on the laundry detergent market.

Sure, it seems easy.  You go to the aisle.  There are all those brightly colored jugs calling you.  But, you know on the shelf where the All now sits, there used to be Dynamo at one point.  Then there's the inevitable.  One day you know I'm going to find some Dynamo after I've made the switch.  So, do I cheat on my new detergent at that point and have a fling with Dynamo?  You know it's only going to be a fling because once the detergent makes itself scarce in stores, the end is near.

Dynamo, it was nice knowing you.  How's that for a product review?