What Do You Want Me To Do, Grab 2 Cans And A Long Piece of String?

I'm pretty much full of the one liners tonight. 
In response to my poor cell phone signal:
"What would you like me to do, go outside and climb the bleepin' cell phone tower?"
In response to being pressured to have kids:
"Don't get me wrong, kids are great, but having one is like preparing for a nuclear blast, you have to brace yourself and prepare for impact."

So, the grocery store trip was a wild success.  We spent $120 and saved $95.  We got our huge turkey.  Seriously, it was ridiculous.  We got a turkey that was over 22 lbs. and we paid $8 for it. 

So, the conversation goes like this. 
Person A
"I need you to do 'X' for me"
Person B
"Ok, that's great, it says here that I need to input the data provided from person A.  What would you like me to use?"
Person A
"I don't know.  I haven't decided on the data yet but I need 'X' done immediately."

Am I missing something here?