Ode on a hardwood floor

Hi everyone!
My name is blue striped pillow. I lived at Target for a few months before this really sweet yellow-haired person came by and bought me. Not sure about the bald guy she was with, but he came to my new home too, so I'm pretty sure he's nice. I lived on this wonderful new bed in this really clean house now instead of on these dusty old shelves. The pretty yellow-haired lady even bought 2 of my brothers to sit on the bed next to me.

One day, the crazy bald headed man ripped the tag off of my butt. That hurt like a mutha, but the tag was itchy and annoying. Unfortunately, there was a small hole left where the tag used to exist. I suppose it was real refreshing to have all of this fresh air inside of me now like never before. So there I sat on the bed everyday for about 4 years, happy as I could be.

The bald guy and pretty lady brought up a black furry animal one day that was really cute. Well the furry animal started laying on me after awhile. I was happy to provide comfort to the animal, although I thought it was a little unusual because every now and again I would end up getting tossed aside. Then last week, the bald guy and pretty lady left the house for several hours and left the furry animal to lay on me. The first few times were a lot of fun. Yesterday, the furry animal poked it's nose inside of my hole. It tickled at first, but I quickly forgot about it. Today, the furry animal was playing a little on the rough side with me. It's nose was poked inside my hole again and it tickled until it's teeth started ripping my cloth covering off. Before long I was shredded into about 17 pieces and all of my cottonie insides were thrown all over the bedroom. I am now laying on the beautiful hard wood floor. The pretty yellow-haired lady was very nice. She pushed all of my insides up into a pile. I feel like my whole pillow body has been ravaged by a wildebeast. Right now, there isn't much left of me. I feel like I'm about to go to that big bed up in the sky.....
I sure did love that pretty yellow-haired lady! The bald guy was ok too....