Tuesday, September 6, 2011

ESCAPE TO EXCALIBUR!

You know the parents, they always want to know when you get somewhere so that they can stop worrying.  Well, we got in at like 3am, so I sent my parents this picture as a text.  Somehow, they made the connection that we had arrived!

Wow!  What a vacation we just had at Excalibur in Las Vegas!  We spent Friday-Monday there and had a great time!  We made some great friends, of which we got information on zero - so there's no chance of us keeping in touch.  Nice job to us. 

There was Marth from the plane.  She is studying to be a doctor in Atlanta and we met her on the plane.  Mercifully, she likes to talk almost as much as we do, which made the 4.5 hour flight go by a little quicker.  I was pretty sure that I was going to have to sleep the entire flight in order to make the time go by fast.  Most interesting set of crossword puzzles I've ever worked on. 

Then there were 4 people we met at the pool.  Again, should have gotten info, but instead a big fat "You Stink" to us.  George Bueno and Christian Sanchez were the funniest duo ever.  Pretty sure George has sampled every decent eatery in all of Vegas.  "As you can see, I like to eat..." was his mantra.  Then Daniela and Kristen (or maybe Crystal - sorry, I wasn't there for the intros) from Grand Junction, Co and I shared a moment when we saw a 70 year woman in a thong bikini.  Yuck!  This woman was seriously like 100 pounds soaking wet, and not a piece of eye candy.  Then we proceeded to spot all of the funny things that people were wearing/doing around the pool.  You want a good slice of life?  Go to a resort pool and you'll see more than you could have imagined.

Ok, so now onto the rest of the trip.  As I mentioned, we stayed at Excalibur, which was a HUGE step up from Bill's Gamblin Hall (That's where we stayed in January).  Bill's probably isn't too bad when it's offseason because there is no pool to be concerned with.  Excalibur had 3 pools and they were all awesome!  One had a water slide on it, of which I was the only one that did not go down it.  The funniest part is that Fish went down the slide with a totally serious look on his face.  Everyone else is smiling and laughing and having fun.  Fish is coming down the slide looking like the Secret Service or something.

The gaming was good to us.  In very limited action, I doubled my money.  I didn't start with a lot, so don't get too excited about that statement.  Let's just say I don't have a problem when it comes to gambling.  The coolest scenario was at Red Rocks Casino, where they have digital screens to keep track of your money and total up your cards for you.  It's great because I don't have to try to add my total to figure out how to proceed.  Then I can hit or stand all at the touch of a button.


This is me outside my favorite place in all of Vegas - New York, New York!

The sights were tremendous!  We had a great view of my favorite place on the strip - New York, New York!  The food was also great!  We went to Ellis Island Casino - they have this great special - 10oz steak, vegetable, mashed potato, salad, and a beer or pop of your choice for 7.99!  You'd think by the price that the quality is lacking, but this was one of the best steaks I've ever had!  We toured around many of the casinos.  The coolest thing I saw was a Lion exhibit inside MGM Grand!  That was pretty awesome!  The worst part of the trip, for many reasons, was the flight back.  I hate leaving Vegas because that means I have to get back to the real world. 

As for this picture - You're probably thinking that I grabbed this stuff off a shelf in a store to pose for this picture.  Sadly, I actually own the glasses and the vegas beads.  Stay classy!


Last thing to remember - if you should ever go to Vegas on a holiday, don't even think about the buffet at the Bellagio for less than $32 a person.  What a rip off.  Needless to say, we did not eat there.  We went to a restaurant inside Monte Carlo one morning, then buffet at Excalibur (for $15 a person) the next.  Much more affordable fare!  Very delicious, also!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Vacation in Orlando

July 2 - We went to pick up my parents from the airport. Up until this point the trip was wonderful. That sounds funny, but I don't mean that against my parents in any way. We had not hit any toll roads or excessive traffic, so it was awesome! As soon as we picked up my parents we hit so many tolls that I swear we financed their next road project. We immediately went over to Celebration, Florida, which, as I understand it, was formerly owned by Disney. In any event, it was beautiful there! We ate lunch at one of the lakeside shops in the village and walked around from shop to shop. We found a dog bakery and bought some 4th of July treats for Sammie and then found a shop that was selling $5 4th of July shirts with Celebration, Florida on them. We each chose a different design. Our goal was to come back to Celebration for the fireworks display on Monday so we walked around to see where the best area was to see the fireworks.




After some time, we drove down to the church that was near Celebration and went to Mass. It was a nice church, which seemed to be brand new. After this, we went to a local Italian restaurant back in Kissimee to celebrate our anniversary. It was an ok establishment, but not great. The food was fine, but it was more of a greasy spoon, than an elegant restaurant. Personally, I'm glad that I forgot the name because I won't be going there again. We went to Publix then and got a cake to celebrate and went back to our condo to have cake and coffee and open presents. Jill got a computer for her anniversary gift, Dad got a 40th anniversary Buffalo Sabres photo book, Mom got a Keurig K-Cup storage drawer, some K-cups, and a gift card to a massage parlor. Mom and Dad were having birthdays, so that is why they were getting gifts. I had gotten my gift before we left, so that is why I did not get a gift that day.







July 3 - This day, we planned to drive to see Jill's mom. She lives just south of Tampa, so all in all we were traversing the whole state. We got on Interstate 4 and (some would say predictably) there was a furniture truck about 1/4 of a mile in front of us that caught on fire. The whole highway shut down as police cars and fire engines zoomed by us. Everyone shut off their cars and began walking around to see what was going on, including Jill. There was a car next to us with a long-haired dark skinned man, who we referred to as Lenny Kravitz, and then another guy who seemed to be following him around giving directions, who we referred to as "The Manager". Lenny and The Manager popped the trunk of their car and began to set up for a picnic, including bottles of pop and snacks. We turned off the car for a period of time, and then realizing how foolish this was in the Florida heat and humidity turned it back on so that we could run the A/C. After a couple of hours, we finally were able to get moving, just as The Manager finished his Mountain Dew. We made it to see Jill's mom around 4:00 and then had dinner with her mom and grandfather, who lives next door to Jill's mom. We talked for awhile and had a nice dessert, then got back in the car and drove back to our resort without incident. It's funny, but when you go to see relatives, it almost always involves a meal and talking. There isn't any going out, or big event. It's always something lazy.







July 4 - This was our most active day on the trip, and also one of the more frustrating. After breakfast we drove down to Disney Marketplace and walked through the communities surrounding it, as well as all of the shops. We took the small tourist boat to get from one end to the other and I couldn't help thinking when we were in the middle of the lake that the bars/clubs around this area must gain a lot of attention after hours. My parents bought my newphews some Mickey Mouse bobbleheads and we took a shuttle bus, then a skytram around to visit all of the theme parks. We didn't go in any of them. We were just checking everything out.After our experience with the traffic yesterday, we decided that traveling to Celebration to see the Fireworks would not be a good idea. There was one main access road to let people in and out of the area and the section of Celebration where the Fireworks were going off was deep into the community, so we probably would be sitting in traffic for quite some time. We decided to go to get some pizza from Pizza Hut and bring it back to our condo and watch the Fireworks from our screened in porch. What a great decision that was! We had a tremedous view of the area as well as 3-4 sets of fireworks. The only thing we missed out on was music, but it was a great night. We had some more anniversay/birthday cake and all-in-all called it a great night. One of the big things that we were trying to figure out is where I could find a whimsical themed picture frame that read "Orlando". There were several that were "Disney World" themed, but I didn't want one of those because we weren't going to Disney and I preferred to have a themed frame from the area instead of a theme park. This would prove to be very challenging.







July 5 - We started off the day by going to have breakfast at Bob Evans. This is one of my Mom's favorite places to have breakfast. We started off the day by going to the various Flea Market/Premium Outlet Malls that were in the area. We walked around those for some time, with the majority of the experience being to distract my dad from buying overpriced junk. We continued to look for the elusive frame, without luck. Other than a free key chain that Jill got, neither her nor I made a purchase. My dad bought a pair of aviator sunglasses "Pull 'er over" and some socks. Apparently they don't sell those in New York. I actually think the real reason was that he forgot to pack any and was looking for a store and figured he could get a better deal at this Flea Market, but the booth owners seemed to be doing some shady math. After walking the Premium Outlets, we went back to the condo and decided to hit the pool. Amazingly, we had been in Orlando for over 4 days and this was the first time we were in the water. There was a blow up ball and the 4 of us played a game of how many times we could hit the ball before it hit the ground. Our record was 66. After some time, we went back to the room and got ready for dinner. That night, we went to eat at Don Pablo's Mexican Restaurant. It was so good! Jill got 2 gigantic Margaritas that must have put into orbit. Both of us had bottomless tacos. That night, we went back home and immediately hit the treadmill, before relaxing on the screened in porch.











July 6 - We woke up and decided to make this a longer pool day. My dad scouted out the pool and noticed that there was a section of chairs that was almost entirely shaded by trees. We staked out these chairs and literally spent hours there. Jill and I resumed our blow up ball hitting contest and set a 2 person record of 76. That night we went to have dinner at The Melting Pot. This is one of our favorite restaurants. My parents especially love the chocolate fondue at the end. My only complaint is that I wish there was a bottomless plate of stuff to dunk in the chocolate. This was our first encounter with awful traffic. We literally sat in traffic for about an hour. That put a damper on the whole evening. Once we got to The Melting Pot, it was great, but the traffic would be the story for the next 3 days. After eating there, which is more of an experience rather than a meal, we returned to our condo and went for a walk before unwinding with the Yankee game.







July 7 - We started off with breakfast at Perkins. This is one of my favorite restaurants. One time, when I was at St. Bonaventure, I walked to Perkins with my friends and while in was in the Perkins, the temperature dropped some 20-30 degrees and it began snowing. The cup of pop that I stole from there was completely frozen solid by the time that I walked home, as was I with my shorts on. After Perkins we drove to Historic Kissimmee and walked around the downtown area. There was an interesting Farmer's Market set up where a guy was playing musical instruments in ungodly heat. The antique shops must have thought that air conditioning was too modern for them because they were all using fans. I could do all of those people a favor by taking a well lit match to that place. After walking around there, we went back to the pool and promptly got rained on. It was so refreshing though that we stayed in the water. It was not lightning, so there was no risk. That night we went to dinner at Bonefish Grill. At this point, the rain was torential and traffic was absurd. I was struggling to think of 2 days in my life where I had encountered traffic this bad. After a great meal at Bonefish, we went back to the condo and had dessert and coffee before going for a walk.







July 8 - We were fighting the clock with a lot of food in our condo as this was our last full day and we still had a lot of food to eat, so we had a gigantic breakfast at home, then my parents went to the pool, while I stayed behind to watch the shuttle launch. I took stock of this momentus occasion by taking a picture of the television screen with my cell phone as the shuttle was taking off. After this, I walked down to the pool. We were all pretty baked at this point, so dad was physically moving around as many umbrellas as possible to block the sun from us. We noticed just about everyone at this resort was of English decent so our running joke was that we were sitting next to "Cheerio" or "these lads were walking by us". It was pretty funny because my dad would not whisper these phrases. After a few hours at the pool, we went to the Florida Mall and walked around. Dinner was low-key at Ruby Tuesdays and of course traffic was again an issue. They really need to figure that out, especially with as many roads as they have, you would think there would be a way to thin things out, but I guess not. We stopped off for some ice cream/Slurpees, and then went home and began to pack.







July 9 - This was a sad day, because our trip was over. We were going to drive home in one day, so we had to check out, have breakfast/brunch and then leave. We dropped my parents off at the airport around 11, and then met up with Jill's mom and grandfather around 2 to drive back home. It was very stormy that day as we drove by the coast of Florida and into Georgia. By the time we got home, it was around 9:30 and I was very glad because Jill and her grandfather were in the car in front of me and I was driving by myself with nothing but Pearl Jam to keep me company.  Once we dropped off Jill's grandfather, we had to drive another 30 minutes to pick up Sammie.  I was completely exhausted by that point, probably looking like death warmed over.  By the time we got into our neighborhood, I was never more happy to see our house.



Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Who is this girl?

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Her name is Suzi Barrett.  You may know her from the latest E-Surance (You know the one where she gets into a back and forth with the All-Time Greatest Esurance salesman or whatever he is) or Metamucil (You know the one where she is on an exercise bike balancing a ridiculous amount of activities, one of which includes Metamucil)commercials.  Look up her video on YouTube or wherever about why she hates LA and you'll think she's hilarious!  I think it's only a matter of time before she's a household name on some sit-com or a star on Comedy Central.  She could be up for a SNL gig. 

What are you waiting for?  Watch the video - Warning though - it's pretty profane, so if you're not into that, go google Radio Disney or the like.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Blog #2

Hey!  I'm working on another blog.  Feel free to stop by there if you have some time.

http://jleardini2.blogspot.com/

I'm going to be updating both.  Well, actually if you look at the frequency by which I've updated this blog, you might be thinking "Why not try updating one at a time, before trying to tackle two?"

I've thought of that, but to be honest, I felt like there were some different things that I wanted to try and I felt like if I created a new blog it would force me to write more often.  It hasn't worked yet, but never fear, I will come up with more entries.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Summer of Jeff - July Update

Summer of Jeff is continuing. 

I just got back from an AwEsOmE vacation in Orlando.  Surprisingly, there weren't a lot of people down there.  We did not hit up any of the theme parks though, so that could be a reason why.  Now, don't get me wrong.  The traffic is off the hook.  The reason for that is the traffic lights are not even close to being coordinated.  You'll go through the first light, and then the second light will be red.  In addition to this, the second light will be about 500 feet past the first, so the traffic backs up through the original light.  Basically, what I'm trying to say is that it took us several cycles to get through both of the lights.  To travel 8 miles one day, it took us an hour and a half.  I cannot emphasize enough that there wasn't a lot of traffic and we had to endure these lurid driving conditions.  Another problem when driving in Orlando is that you can get psyched out by the toll roads.  You want to avoid the toll roads, because taking them can get costly.  However, if you don't travel on the 75 cent toll road, you might drive an extra 15-20 minutes to get to the same point.  With gas hovering around 3.49 a gallon, you can easily save money by taking the toll road.  Too bad I didn't think about this before we drove all over creation.  HA HA....right....

The best part of the trip was that I got to just relax.  I spent a lot of time by the pool at our resort.  It was great because the pool was not chlorinated.  It was salt water, which normally I don't like, but this wasn't the same salt to water ratio as the ocean.  It was far less.  So, the salt didn't bother me at all. 

Want to go to Orlando and save some cash on lodging?  My advice is to go to Vacation Rentals by Owner.  You can google that and it will take you to the website.  I believe that it's http://www.vrbo.com/ or something similar to that.  We were looking at paying over $2000 for lodging before going to VRBO.  Once we contacted a few places on their website, we ended up paying right around $1100.  The best part is that we didn't get some rinky-dink hotel room.  We got a 3 bedroom condo with a kitchen and all the pots, pans, utensils, and the like.

One thing I didn't like about Orlando was that I had to leave so soon.  I came back home and the temperature was much higher than it was in Florida.  Plus there was the whole "End of Vacation" thing.  All-in-all, it was a terrific vacation.  We came back to some great tile work in our sunroom!  Now our entire downstairs is lineolium free!  That has to be the cheapest flooring ever.  I'm so glad to be done with that starter flooring.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Summer of Jeff!

So, Tuesday was the first day of summer...
The Summer of 2011 is officially declared the Summer of Jeff Leardini!

1.  The Yankees are only a game out of 1st place despite having almost everyone either on the disabled list or "taking a day off" because apparently baseball players can't play two games in a row anymore without requiring a break.
2.  We are about to get brand new tile in our sunroom!  This will put an end to the dreadfull lineolium that we had on our first floor.  We still have it upstairs in our laundry room and guest bathroom, but hardly anyone goes in there, so it's not nearly as bad.  At least on the main floor of the house the entire flooring situation looks respectable.
3.  According to the Farmer's Almanac (Are those things really accurate?), the months of July and August are supposed to be cooler than normal by 2-3 degrees on average in our area.  We'll see if this comes true, but it seems like a step in the right direction.
4.  If the NFL plays this year, which it looks like we should be getting to an agreement any day now, then I'll be working NFL games as in-bowl Customer Relations!  Yahoo!  Now, if I could only convince someone that they need me to work this position for the Super Bowl, then I'm all set!
5.  Visiting with the family!  We're going to get together and have a vacation.  I only get to see my parents a couple of times a year, so it'll be nice to have this happen in the summer where we don't have to stay inside or risk freezing to death!
6.  Sammie!  How could the perfect summer not include the perfect dog!  She's the best, except for when she wants to give out the "Good Morning Licks" at 6 in the morning. 

Friday, June 3, 2011

Major Payne

One of my favorite movies of all time is Major Payne, starring Damon Wayans.  He is tasked with getting a disorganized JROTC group at a prep school to win the Virginia Military Games. 
Major Payne comes to meet with the squad and half of them are in uniform, the other half in what amounts to a Good Will's worth of clothing.  They look sloppy, disheveled and otherwise undisciplined.  He proceeds to insult just about everyone in the group.

Boy 1 Sneezes
Payne to Boy: " Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?"
Boy: "No, sir"
Payne: "Then you hold it in you big-eared turd..."

He ends up having to do 25 push-ups for sneezing in Major Payne's face

Boy 2 is Giggling at Boy 1
Payne to Boy 2: "bedeep, bedeep, bedeep, bedeep...what are you laughing at pig boy?"
He continues: "...you know what, I'm going to help you make room for lunch Bacon Boy.  Drop down, give me 30 situps now."

A third boy has to give him 20 squat-thrusts (possibly the worst exercise that can be done for punishment)
Eventually Boy 1 has to do 25 more push ups -
Major Payne to Boy 4
"...and what is your damage muscle head?  Are you stupid, ignorant, or just plain old deaf?"
Boy 1:  "Yes sir, actually he is deaf"
Major Payne to Boy 1:  "Oh, thank you.  Now drop down and give me 25 more FOR SPEAKING OUT OF LINE!"
And off he goes to do 25 more push-ups.  This entire sequence has to be one of my favorite in all of movies because Major Payne is just ripping each boy up and spitting them out.  Too funny!